Review on Athletic Booty Shorts Vintage Clothing by Jamie Rogers

It's Halloween and the idiots I live with have decided to dress up in 80's aerobics. It's October 30th in Seattle and I'm wearing shorts. They are shorter than any underwear I own. I am writing this while sitting in the ZEEKS pizzeria with my buttocks pressed against the birch benches in the bar. My hips are still shaking under the table, my hair stands on end. But, you know what? There's a hammock sewn into the front of these shorts so the few people lucky enough to see our squad can't see my scrotum. 10/10