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Review on Gym Flooring Tiles 12/24/48 Pack - Exercise Mats For Home Gym Equipment, Garage Workout Mat Foam Flooring by Alton Walton

Revainrating 1 out of 5

Do not use these as flooring anywhere. They are expensive and ineffective. See below:

Do not use these as flooring anywhere. Can't get these wet. Not sweat or even high humidity. Traps water in/underneath it, it never dries, and bad stuff grows. They get so dirty and worn looking incredibly fast. They are not resilient and are the cushion equivalent to pancake batter. Did I mention they are impossible to clean? Uhhh what else.Oh they trap smell as well as dirt. My basement never was known for its scent, but with these mats helping to trap smell, the police easily found the body and I was arrested for inadvertently killing my neighbor’s cat during some real risky roleplay. One might describe the play with words like "tension" or suspension" or "binding" or "Ropey-holdy". However it obviously had gone too far. Though it was all consensual, which i have on video tape, they're claiming cats can't talk and therefore could not give consent. I informed them that cats speak with their eyes and tail. They informed me I was going to jail. I'm arguing self-defense by way of jiggly bits. The DA laughed at the plea. The trace and DNA evidence was immaculately preserved in these <expletive deleted> mats. They say they can tell that Ms. Kitty-Caboodle-Rumble-Tummy had been down there for weeks. Something about Carbon dating and rate of decomposition or some other government fringe science <expletive deleted>. Did i mention they are impossible to clean?Don’t get these if you value your freedom or a stable relationship with a kink-positive cat.

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Pros
  • Sports & Outdoors
Cons
  • Not compatible with all types of workout equipment

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