Review on Efficient 2 Hole Punch: Officemate, 30 Sheet Capacity, Black (90092) by Summer Hendricks

I've spent years - nay, decades - trying to figure out the best way to poke two holes in the top of the sides. I started with a hole punch at first, but the odds of punching through a side were about the same as in a shirt. That's when I realized there must be a better way, but only after I pierced my tongue. After that I switched to creative juggling with a three-hole hit. Unfortunately, I ended up exhausting two shots, which upset the administrative assistants. Nobody wants to cross paths with these people; they have their hands in everything! I finally discovered this double hole punch and life is great. I no longer pierce different body parts, blunt the administrative assistant's three-hole punch, and punch the most perfect circles at the top of pages, two at a time. Thank you office worker!