Review on Kiara Sky Powder Black Ounce by Fred Alexander

Was so excited to get Tahitian Princess nail polish. waited patiently. Open mailbox. The package was flat. I was confused. Shouldn't be flat. You should end up with a thick round glass filled with sparkling pink wonders. go to the house Curiosity peaked when I ripped open the package. Wtf is that a cat branch? Oh wait, that's the new catnip. Call Amazon. Lady doesn't understand. Yes I received the package but it is catnip not nail polish. Frustration sets in because Amazon can't ship another one because it's a third party. A tiny, salty tear of memory of the Tahitian princess that I never collected pooled at the corner of my eye. Instead of being up to my neck in mesmerizing pink glitter, I sink into deep disappointment and confusion. I don't have cats but I have nails. Is the universe trying to tell me something? Should I get my kids a cat for Christmas? Do higher powers really want me to bite my nails and become a cat person?