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Mongolia, Ulaanbaatar
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Review on Resistor Automatic Temperature Frontier Pathfinder by Anthony Tegan

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Beware of theft of underwear with polarity reversal

Unreliable and complicated connections. After fixing the resistor and transistor and phoning my sister Ann, I was excited to take off. I slammed on the brakes and turned the key. The V12 cut a hole in the still morning air and off we went. We fly down my street and hit a stop sign in 2.2 seconds. it was wonderful. I then turned on the AC fan which was previously dead until I installed this jimverjamber. As I approached 85 mph, I actually flipped a switch. As soon as I flipped the switch, my AC fan immediately ran at full speed, except I reversed the polarity, turning my vents into powerful vacuum ducts. My underwear was immediately ripped off and pulled into the vents. Then my panties burst out of my exhaust pipe and wrapped around the face of an FBI agent who was following me on a motorcycle. Now I'm in jail for making his face stink... don't buy that oversized switch that makes your air conditioner too cold.

Pros
  • Automobile
Cons
  • Mostly good, but...