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Review on Set of 4 Pairs of Hypoallergenic Sterling Silver Cartilage Small Hoop Earrings, 14K White Gold Plated Endless Helix Tragus Earrings, Nose Lip Rings - Sizes 8mm, 10mm, 12mm, 14mm by Mark Estrada

Revainrating 3 out of 5

I do not know where to start.

. These earrings look amazing. They are exactly the size I wanted, I can attest to their durability and they are very comfortable to wear. and that's good, because I won't get them for a long time. Like the pain of childbirth, it takes time for the memories to fade. If I'm that happy with the look of these earrings, you might question my three star rating. That's because their setup nearly killed me. Everything started quite normally. I hummed happily in my bathroom and looked at my peacefully sleeping husband. I took out the same rose gold hoop earrings and just inserted one of these little silver monsters into my ear. Then closed. Or tried. I tried again. And again. I took it out of my ear and practiced hooking it. No problem. Light. So I put it back in my share and tried again. Vain. I could feel my heart beating faster and I started sweating from the stress. I looked at my husband and thought about waking him up to ask for help. I gave it up. Anyway, how useful are his fat navy fingers and dream-blurred vision? So I prevailed. I invoked my four-letter power words. Finally! One ear is done. I paused to grab a glass (bottle) of wine before grabbing the second earring. I sighed. Mentally regrouped. I could handle it. I ended up having three children in four years and I was far from family. I held the fort while my husband was deployed for a year. I collected all our furniture. blinds installed. Updated Tables! The IKEA dresser has nothing on me! I was about to be defeated by a tiny piece of metal!?! Damned! Twenty minutes later I was lying on the bathroom floor crying in rage. My frustrated screams scared the cat away. My repeated cursing drove the dog under the bed. And my husband continued to sleep like a giant useless rock. And by that point, my fingers were so sore from trying to fasten the damn earring I couldn't even pull it out. Finally I was able to close the second earring. My fingers were bruised, as was my pride. But hey, my husband slept for eight hours. Now my earlobes look delightfully decorated.

Pros
  • 90-day exchange or money-back guarantee.
Cons
  • don't remember