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Review on 🏑 Home Styles Bermuda White Night Stand: Elegant and Functional Bedroom Furniture by Kristen Green

Revainrating 5 out of 5

I'm a solid adult who needs a comfy bedside table for solid adult stuff.

Ever since I was 30, I've noticed that the top of my crappy plastic-lined bookcase that's been converted into a bedside table is getting tight. Between Bengate, migraine meds, the obligatory glass of water, moisturizers, multivitamins, stacks of unread comics, the alarm clock and the backup alarm clock, adulthood slowly began to invade my personal space. In my twenties this seemed perfectly normal, but having reached an age where I could not reasonably expect others to continue to accept my human addiction to garbage can fires. change was required. Enter: Home Styles Bermuda Night Stand bedside table. Now I can hide the brightest memories of adulthood in her drawer, proud if not defiant, memories of my wasted youth in - what's that called? book hole? shit closet? - Well, under. Storage. Thing. I even bought a matching entertainment box to play video games, watch Netflix, and deliberately ignore adult duties from a relatively comfortable bed. Well packed. decent quality. On time delivery. Easy to assemble (my dismay appreciates that they labeled each screw pack and noted the presence of an extra screw). "I'm a decent adult who needs a comfy bedside table for decent adult things" in the style of "I graduated with a communications degree in the middle of a recession and I think cereal is an acceptable lunchtime item." A++ would be the cold inevitability of death deny. back out of bed.

Pros
  • Large selection
Cons
  • Zero