Review on Exciting Bump And Go Toy Airplane With LED Lights And Sounds For Kids 3+ Years! by Andrew Mack

So, as a disclaimer, this is the first time I’ve ever felt the need to leave a review for a product. Either I agreed with other reviews or the product itself did not stand out in any way. This toy, however, is an exception.First thing first, my son absolutely loves it. It was easy to put together, looks far more realistic than other airplane toys, and the lights are definitely a draw. Of all of his Christmas toys, this plane is by far his favorite. So, all good there right?Wrong. This toy was created in the depths of purgatory with the sole function to drive men mad. It plays the same sounds on a five second loop FOREVER. There is no escape from this toy. It will haunt you, sleep or awake, for all time. You will see this toy no matter where you are. At work? There it is, spinning circles at your feet. The red, blue, and green lights — once a symbol of joy and hope — will instill terror the likes of which no one has ever felt. The music, if you can call the brief two second clip that, will forever be in the back of your mind, playing endlessly on a loop. The "realistic engine noise”, while adequate for a toy, is played at a register not unlike that of nails on a chalkboard, but far more sinister. This toy is the bane of your existence, and you only hope that the batteries run dry before the last shred of your sanity has been extinguished.Abandon hope, all ye who purchase this product.