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Review on Sohcue Embroidered Dress Yellow Large by Lisa Turner

Revainrating 2 out of 5

LIFE THREATENING - SEEN IN THIS DRESS

I purchased this dress yesterday to be a bridesmaid at my friend's wedding. The lining of the jumpsuit is a little short and gave me wedges all the time. But I got sooooo many compliments all evening, it was great! Everyone asked me where I got that from. We had to choose a dress in the bride's color and people kept telling me mine was their favorite dress. Everything was going well, that is, by the end of the night when I had to write about the miracle, I knew that this purchase was too good to be true. The zipper tucks into the zipper tape at the waist. I couldn't take it away! I had 3 people to help me return or unpack. Nothing at all. So I drove home in the clothes, tried to take them off a million more times before I gave up and fell asleep in the dress. I woke up at 4am and really needed to go to the bathroom like #2. It's a jumpsuit now so you can't just pull it over your head and you're done. Also, the belt is so tight that I couldn't put it on my hips. So now I'm panicking. I grab the ripper and frantically undo the groin seam. After 15 minutes I can finally poop! I think I'm free at home if I can just pull it over my head. No, the chest is too big. At this point I can at least now flip the dress back to front (since it's not a jumpsuit since I cut it open) and see how bad the invisible zipper is. The zipper tape at the waist was completely frayed, so there was only one thing left for me to do – undo the zipper seam. In 5-10 minutes I'll be HOME, FREE! The moral of the story is DO NOT buy this dress if you live and poop and want to wear something other than this onesie. I still give him a B because he's so cute and the perfect mustard color.

Pros
  • Formal Event
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