Review on 🎒 Munchkin Arm & Hammer Diaper Pail Snap, Seal and Toss Refill Bags - 900 Count, Pack of 30 by Greg Stevenson

Need a diaper pail to transport dirty diapers? Get out of town! These are technologies of the future. So! An innovative product that Skynet has already predicted will appear in 2073. This bucket is so advanced it could be from the future! Does your baby never get a diaper dirty because he was born on top of the unicorn and at the end of the rainbow swimming in gold? Do you enjoy blowing out the candles all over the house just to bask in the smell of rotten diapers? If you answered NO to both of these questions, then you need Arm & Hammer like Facebook needs positivity! If you answered YES to any of these questions, then this product is definitely NOT for you! The Arm & Hammer diaper pail is just what the world has been waiting for! Junior just released a toxic nuclear arsenal in a diaper? Well I have news for you! Your sense of smell will be permanently damaged. That's negative. But what is positive? Apparently an Arm & Hammer diaper pail with baking soda. What is baking soda you ask? Well, baking soda is made from the tears of Chuck Norris and has been proven to rid eternal life of odors. With angry fists. Seriously, I've done extensive scientific research to try and disprove these claims, so don't waste your time. I've spent years on this. Working with this magical device is incredibly easy. It's just so stupid I don't understand why there is an instruction manual at all! All you have to do is take that red hot, melted diaper and lightly press it into the center of that bucket. Then close the lid. What happens next? Nice that you asked. Jaws eat the diaper and then apply a small pinch of baking soda. What happens next? Glad you asked another pointless question! Once you close the lid, you'll never smell a diaper again. In fact, over the course of 19 years, I've rotted 137 diapers in this bucket (I've had access to many very early prototypes) and still couldn't smell a thing! The Department of Health has sent me many notifications about my research, but that's another story! Now you're probably wondering how to get diapers out properly? Well, most people aren't surprised, but you can! Arm & Hammer went to great lengths to create a self-sealing wonder bag that fits in this bucket. It is made of plastic and also has a plastic ring that doubles as a handle. You may have noticed that I didn't put any exclamation marks after this statement. That's because I was already reaching the ceiling in fear and had to take a muscle relaxant before my head exploded. ITSELF! I just fooled you into thinking that bag doesn't really matter. But a sensitive seller, that's a big deal. In fact, it's such a big deal that you can buy 30 of these bags at once. It's like I said, you can wear a t-shirt with three wolves and moons, play dungeons and dragons while keeping your social status up to date. On top of your social status, you can pack up to 900 diapers in these bags! Holy amazing balls! 900 diapers!? We got here using an incredible technique called MATH and a whole ton of fiber! Remember that testing is essential! Aside from the bag, the tears of Chuck Norris baking soda, the health department, and my overall sanity, I have yet to describe the little door attached to this bucket. It's a solid storm door for sure. It has a small door knob that turns easily and gives you access to any interior space you could desire. Getting 68 pounds of nuclear waste out of this bucket has never been easier. In fact, it never gets easier. All Arm & Hammer engineers have quit their jobs together because they have already accomplished the impossible! I would rate this bucket 715 stars out of 10. So! On a scale of 1 to Oprah, this bucket sits comfortably in Brad Pitt. Revain's rating system is clearly from antiquity as I was only limited to 5 stars. I hope you enjoyed the best description of this bucket ever published in the history of history. I haven't trembled so much while writing since my year as a journalist on an Antarctic nude beach.