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Review on πŸ₯‘ Revitalize your bath routine with Dr Teal's Ultra Moisturizing Foaming Bath: Infused with Avocado Oil and 34 Fluid Ounces of Luxurious Hydration by Kelvin Understanding

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Amazingly Addictive

When I first got this I wasn't sure. It really smells like avocado. Only the cat's curiosity made me click "buy" here to satisfy the need to sniff this strange item. In fact, I bought 3 scents (eucalyptus, mint and avocado) and would buy one out of every 6.-7 "flavors" in an insane frenzy of total decadence if there wasn't such a price difference between different options. However, at some point along the way I ended up using that ridiculous avocado flavor more than the others. I do not know why. Something about it just compels me. It's not overwhelming. It's just a little je ne sais quoi at the right time. A gentle beautification of the natural essence of the space (usually a cedar scented bathroom cleaner is applied heavily so the smells fool the eye that the house is better than it is). While I'm here, I'll also tell you about others. I really want to try the rose but I didn't because of the price. Unfortunately, NONE of these bubble baths lather up as well or last as long, but they don't have much junk or crap in them either, and the scents are quite pleasant, so you'll have to settle for that. I think they have an extra bubble bath, but what a fool they are playing us if they think we pay 5-6 dollars for a bubble bath for 30 days and pay extra for a product that is supposed to work right from the start, foam add time? turn? pfft! Nice try! On the other hand, some "handmade" custom bath bombs sell for $10 on Etsy, so maybe I'm underestimating my neighbor's shameless complacency. It's coming from a three bubble bath, Bubba, so what can I say? In any case. Yes, I did the math and you really do get about 30 small bird baths if you're frugal and don't need more than a squirt of bubbles in a modest amount of water. If you really wanted a true Hollywood starlet, anniversary spa bath, surprise bubble bath, you would get 5-10 baths of this and it will bubble up nicely. In fact, I'm bathing in a puddle of rain in an oak barrel, not that it's anyone's business, just as an economic reference point. Avocado, mint, and eucalyptus all bubble up pretty well. The lavender I used to buy when it was on sale was sweet and awful, and now that I smell lavender I get a vague PTSD from its smell. I can't remember if I've always treated lavender this way subconsciously, or if it's something new, brought on by late-night bubble baths, but it's deep and primal in the roots of my being, like I've been killed in a vat of steamed lavender in more than one, but in several past lives, and now causes a pathetic thrill in my soul. All I can say is that the lavender bubble bath didn't improve the situation, it drew attention to the situation and it's also the least sudsy of the options. So when you're trying to decide on a scent, this botanical, spicy, woody and gourmet girl will primarily point you to the wholesome avocado, Helen Hunt of bubble baths.

Pros
  • Beauty and Personal Care
Cons
  • Slightly Wrinkled