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Review on πŸ”Š TAL Bluetooth Wireless Speaker Water Bottle - 28 oz with Micro-USB Port, Strobe Lights, Microphone - Answer Phone Calls - Compatible with iOS, Android, iPhones, Tablets by Bill Pulakanam

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Great for many things

The only evidence you need to prove the need for Bluetooth water bottles: You've just finished a workout in Y and your shoulders are looking PUMP . You look into the eyes of a sexy man across the parking lot and you know what to do. Holding the water bottle in one hand, you reach into your pocket with the other and pull out the slightly damp review you just carried around. You approach a hot person, you take a bottle of water in one hand, in the other. As soon as you are about to crack a move of all moves, your phone will ring. You can tell they don't really like your ringtone, which is the theme song for Pingu (it's a red flag, but they look GOOD in those green sweatpants, ignore that). If you don't have a Bluetooth water bottle, you should try to free one hand to grab your phone and drop the poll while spilling water on the hot person, which now objectively turns their sweatpants a rough dark green. They hate you and run away. If you have a Bluetooth water bottle, a quick flick of your thumb is all it takes to press the button on the cap. You hung up and the hot man is mesmerized. They ask you what just happened (nice icebreaker btw), you tell them you'll explain later on the date, and say "Could you fill out this survey?!"

Pros
  • Fun Color changing strobe lights on handle (toggle on/off)
Cons
  • Vulgarity