Review on DUDE Wipes: Flushable Wet Wipes with Vitamin-E & Aloe, Unscented (30 Count) - Individually Wrapped for Travel, Septic Safe by Bill Ramani

Have you ever stayed like Indiana Jones in a 5 star hotel at the end of a hot day in the jungle and solved mysteries? As in every 5-star hotel, a wet washcloth is waiting on ice in front of the front door. How very refreshing. Dirt and sweat are replaced with refreshing joy. That's exactly what dude wipes are supposed to be, but they aren't. First, they are too small and, dare I say, elegant. you just. Yes. Try rubbing them on your hands, palms or forehead and these dude wipes will just curl up into nothing and leave you deeply dissatisfied. But they smell good, don't they? In fact, they don't smell like anything. I want to like Dude Wipes. And I really want something like that because, like Indiana Jones, I also spend a lot of time in hot and humid climates. I'd happily reach into my pocket, past the stolen archeological artifacts I somehow saved and my whip, and pull out a refreshing towel. But unfortunately I absorb something about 2 seconds after using it, which is disadvantageous compared to the used handkerchief. dude, fail.