Review on VEBE by Billy Branch

Oh VEBE, how you have disappointed me. I was prepared to upgrade my workout gear and had high expectations for your online shop. Unfortunately, the choice was unimpressive. As bland as the cereal I had for breakfast this morning, your athletic attire was. Don't even initiate me on the cycling equipment. I'd go out and purchase a neon sign if I wanted to look like one. And the footwear? They were, to put it simply, hideous. Nothing that wasn't made for someone who wishes to appear like a gym teacher from the 1980s could be found, I found. The only saving grace was the necklace you chose, but even that was inadequate. Your online store was simple to use, but if the goods are uninteresting, what's the point? Overall, the hilariously fashionable found VEBE to be a letdown.