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Review on πŸ“ Burt's Bees 100% Natural Strawberry Lip Balm with Beeswax & Fruit Extracts - Pack of 4 Tubes by Tiffany Scofield

Revainrating 5 out of 5

I would give 15 stars if I could.

I don't even know why I'm bothering to review this, it's Bert's damn beeswax and the whole world already knows it's the most amazing lip balm in the Milky Way. I have a feeling that if aliens knew we had stocks of this material in most major retail markets, they would have visited us by now. Likely turning our entire civilization into red paste, then steal Bert, his bees, a select group of Bert's factory workers, and any product they can attach their 6 tentacles to. but let's not get smart here. I have no doubt that Bert will live off the machine for millennia and his bees will be worshiped as deities and magical wax merchants. SO amazing is Burt's Beeswax lip balm. The alien genocide is amazing. What do I think is the most surprising? I honestly have no idea. I'm not a doctor.

Pros
  • Beauty and Personal Care
Cons
  • Some mistakes