Review on 🦄 Unleash Your Imagination with the CreepyParty Novelty Halloween Costume Unicorn by Luis Neels

I'm fed up with the unicorn invasion and fed up with the "Unicorn in the Horsefield!" propaganda! And so, as an active "doer" who cares and doesn't just whine, I decided to dedicate my life (although it was only October 27th and 31st, 2018) to becoming a Unicorn Slayer . You may have noticed that I sometimes wear a unicorn headband. It's to trick those pesky creatures into believing it's safe and that I'm one of them. But then I chopped off their heads with my Valerian steel sword (I couldn't afford Valyrian steel, which is repriced thanks to GoT)! I used the Creepy Party Deluxe Latex Unicorn Mask as a warning (a bit of me, isn't it?) to all pretentious and arrogant unicorn quadrupeds, but these arrogant prudes never thought they could be harmed in any way. ("We're magic! We're shiny shit!") HAHA! Who laughed last? I don't know because I like to laugh a lot, so I don't expect the "last" laugh, but the fact is that unicorns are now extinct. Please!