Automatic captioning of every adorable/idiot photo he's in with the new baby. The printing has held up to washing and is not coming off in any way.It's sort of like the "student driver" sign on a car.Oh, you're not supposed to do it this way? Read my shirt.Why have I fallen asleep in this odd location/position? Read my shirt.Gee, that's an awfully girly bag I seem to carry everywhere now? Read my shirt.Is there room in my car to take something that doesn't fit in yours? Read my shirt.