Review on WWE Heavyweight Championship Frustration Free Packaging by Jorge Eckstein

This started out as a joke for someone else. Of course I had to try it. When I tried it on, some music was playing in the background. Spotlights started shining on me. Next thing I know I had pythons instead of biceps. I suddenly ripped off the t-shirt I was wearing. You know the rest of the story, I body beat André the Giant (RIP), Miss Elizabeth escorted me home, Damien, my newly acquired pet boa came out of the bag. And I ate the towbars at home. All in all it was a quality purchase.