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Review on 🎩 U.S. Toy Faux Raccoon Tail Hat - Authentic 2-Pack Raccoon Tail Hat made with Faux Fur by Larry Morris

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Raccoons will welcome you to their den

Bought as a joke for me and a friend. After a few giggles, we headed into the woods and searched for the raccoons to see if we could invade their personal space. After looking for raccoons for 7 or 8 hours we finally found some and entered their hideout to watch them as if they were our own. As it turns out, raccoons live in very tight spaces like garbage cans and garbage cans. At 6ft 4in, it wasn't easy to climb into the barrel, especially in the presence of "real" raccoons. At first they seemed scared, but as soon as they spotted our rightful tails, we were greeted with open arms (well, really short, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex) and claws retracted. We stayed a while, eating the leftovers from someone's dinner the night before (mmm steak) and having a warm beer in a bottle from the bin we picked up with our new brothers. As the sun rose, we headed to the roof, said goodbye to our short-sleeved friends, and hit the road. 100% recommend this hat! An experience like this only happens once in a lifetime, and for $16 you won't find a better deal. Share your story here so others can experience the adventure.

Pros
  • Permanent test results
Cons
  • Don't really like it, everything is fine