Review on 💆 Sally Hansen Ouch-Relief Stripless Hard Wax Kit (2 Pack) - Pain-Free Hair Removal Solution! by Julie Terrones

Yall I've done it now. I bought it but my hair is too short to use it. I, bored and probably out of my mind in hindsight, decided to test it on my butt. I microwaved this bad boy as instructed. The smell is pleasant, even a little sparkling. It can't be that bad. He even has a delicate pen. (Don't worry about painkillers because none of this beauty could harm me.) Ideal temperature, easy to spread, we're sticky. Then it's time to delete. Omfg my ass is protesting. It screams at this humiliation. And why didn't anyone tell me to build a perimeter around the infestation? Finally, almost with tears in my eyes (and I've never cried over any of my many tattoos), I remove about 50%. Then my sweet pagan child wakes up. I freeze and hope he goes back to sleep. No, that's a full blown scream — this guy with more breasts than an all-American quarterback during a winning season needs milk NOW. I waddle this sticky substance onto my butt and hope it doesn't get cold again. Yes, my tear has made it SOFTER and now it connects to both cheeks, forcing me to separate them. I roll my little one to the side and pull it apart, gently peeling it off like 10 years of my life. Eventually I get what I believe to be the rest just before escaping. NO. I go look in the mirror and there's more. I put myself through further humiliation without complaint and just try to get it over with. When I remove the last few cranberries that look like crumbs, I accidentally stuff them INSIDE. Mother of God, will my ass be warm forever? If I shit myself, is my sphincter an external organ? do i need to call someone Heaven is kind and I manage to fish it out quickly. Finally I was done. Review: Sally Hansen's hard wax kit removed 70% of my back hair, 10 years of my life expectancy, my cultural identity, 3 points off my driver's license and 78 points off my credit score.