Review on 🧦 Crash Dummy Socks by SockGuy in Vibrant Orange by Trey Crosland

I love these socks. However, I wore them when I had a horrific accident involving a marmot, a garden tractor and a bocce ball. The sight of the crash test dummy insignia on the victim actually made the paramedics dizzy. They pointed and laughed at my scared legs. However, the socks are excellent at absorbing moisture, preventing blisters and appealing to those trained in advanced CPR. Incidentally, the marmot survived with a slight limp.