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Saudi Arabia, Riyadh
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Review on πŸ›οΈ ZZZhen Weighted Blanket - Highly Breathable - 48''x72'' 15LBs - Premium Heavy Blankets - Relaxing Sleep for Adults and Kids, Sturdy Quilts and Superior Construction by Crystal Wilson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

My cute concussion blanket

My husband calls this a concussion blanket because if you throw it at someone you can knock them unconscious. I love my concussion blanket. I love this thing so much I can never NOT have it in my life. It's so amazing. This is the only concussion blanket I've ever owned or even seen in the wild. So I have no one to compare myself to. However, this one seems perfect. It's badass. It goes in the washing machine and we hang it over the shower to dry. We dare not subject the dryer to the brute force of a shaking blanket. The beads or anything else that gives this blanket its strength didn't move. He's holding his weight impressively. All other blankets even dare to look at him from the side. Laying this blanket over you feels seductively crushed by layers of wet cement. It is very fitting that it is the same color as the fresh concrete. And it suffocates you so, so well. I can't sleep now without a concussion. And don't even ask me to! If you're reading these reviews because you're not sure whether you should buy a blanket that's fighting with your whole being in sweet, sweet submission - well, stop! Buy this product!

Pros
  • There's something inside
Cons
  • Infinitely slow