Review on Waterproof Canvas Sling Crossbody Shoulder Bag by Christopher Kumar

Well, I recently bought this product because my good friend told me that I should invest in a fanny pack. But hey, I'm a guy in my thirties here and there. I don't need Fanny there anymore. So I found this bag and it's like a fanny pack for your chest. It was comfortable, stylish and practical, what more could you ask for?! The woman wasn't happy, but she didn't mind either. That was until I started wearing it in public. I wore this bad boy over my striped button-down polo shirt, tightened my khaki shorts with a black woven stretch strap, and laced my new balanced shoes mid-calf. I put on white striped socks and went grocery shopping at Piggly Wiggly. Five minutes after entering the store, I realized they noticed me. Like I'm David Hasselhoff running down the beach in slow motion. I could see myself being undressed through the eyes of every soccer mom in the supermarket aisle, well dressed except for my new fanny pack. The women completed the embroidery on the canvas, a plastic clip that will keep your phone safe and several pouches containing the best Sunday newspaper coupons! They were no longer disgusted with my limp, plump appearance, or the possibly cancerous sprouting hairs on the back of my head, or the gross sweat that comes from too much canned cheese. All they could see was the fanny pack hanging from my chest. Driving home I had to make a difficult decision because with so much power comes great responsibility. I couldn't stand it, I decided to leave it to myself but only wear it at home with my wife. Something this sexy has to stay within the sacred bonds of marriage. If you want to look cool, sexy and stylish, this bag is for you! However, you have been warned! Please wear responsibly!