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Review on Crocs Crocband Comfortable Casual Latigo Men's Shoes: Ultimate Mules & Clogs by Scott Spoja

Revainrating 4 out of 5

I've reached nirvana dad joke

I used to hate these things. However, none of us are getting any younger and flip flops no longer fit. first pair. As if I'm walking on clouds, my feet feel like they're being caressed by velvet or satin pillows as I clear dog shit from my yard. Since I bought them I've increased my grilling game tenfold. The chest doesn't stand a chance. They came preloaded with 1000's of new dad jokes to add to my arsenal, great for annoying kids. They are extremely versatile, I can wear them while walking around (great for embarrassing a girl), follow links, take them on a boat AND I can tickle those bad boys as I walk, to get more propane and bush light. God they complete my collection of cargo shorts and moisture wicking golf polo shirts! My neighbors ask me why my lawn looks so good and I can't help but boo. I don't think it's because I have those evil Larries. Coincidence? I do not think so!

Pros
  • heel is about .83 inch
Cons
  • zero