Review on Alpine FBA_WIN220 Waterfall Tabletop Fountain by Geoffrey Graham

This is the best indoor fountain. Nice. Stone and hardness are made. Delivered with care. • Three LED lights - add your stone pebbles to the dim light. • VERY IMPORTANT: You MUST purchase the remote switch sold here at Revain to prevent the outlet from cycling on and off lest you 'complain' like a stupid customer. • Simply connect the pump to the hose, make sure the suction cup is pointing down, add water, toggle and voila. • You're too lazy to add water, so ADD ICE CUBES! • All fountains accumulate dirt and algae - this causes the water to slowly drip. You may like it. But you can miss the sound of the water. Lazy solution: ADD BLEACH and the sound of water will sound like a trickle again. (THANK GOD). No water splashes, just two or three raindrops. Remember, children: no fountain in this world can escape the splashing unless you have the power of the gods to control wind and water. Best Solution: Take two unused credit cards and slide them under the front edge to tilt the fountain backwards. This will kill any water splashes. The flickering sounds are wonderful. • Remember: LED bulbs don't last forever, expect them to die one day. Fair price for a beautiful fountain. Add a religious/spiritual figure at the top for added visual effect. BUY the remote switch again from Revain and use your old credit cards to tip the fountain. Add a cup of bleach to water to kill aquatic bacteria/algae. Water is replenished every 5 days. Either use distilled mineral water to avoid algae or use/add bleach to kill bacteria. This fountain is not intended for drinking by bird cats. They still poop and pollute the water. Be human and give them a decent bowl of clean water.