Review on 👅 Tongue Sweeper Model P: Medical Grade Stainless Steel Tongue Cleaner for Fresh Breath and Enhanced Taste - Preferred by Dental Schools (1 Count) by Kelly Hunt

I can't believe I'm reviewing a tongue scraper. Seriously, tongue scrapers - who makes them? Well now I think I am. Because this thing is the greatest achievement in tongue scraper technology the world has ever seen. A few years ago, I joined the scratch-after-brush crew to battle the lingering presence of coffee, which seemed to cling to my tongue like the Venom symbiote did to Tom Hardy in last year's Oscar-winning masterpiece. Unfortunately, the dozen or so plastic and bamboo scrapers have never served their purpose over the years - they always left a little coffee behind and/or made my tongue redder than my enemies' blood. Also, they became dull and worn out over time. In steps Tongue Sweeper (*whale harp and choir*). This thing is a game changer; it's incredibly smooth and gentle on the tongue, cleans up easily with a quick rinse, and will last forever - it will be contested as a family heirloom by my great-grandchildren long after society has collapsed.