Before the pandemic, the wife gets a massage from her favorite therapist. Husband Happy Pandemic - Day 5: Wife: It's my birthday soon and I haven't had a massage for a long time. Do you think you can find a face cradle for our bed? Husband: Of course, Revane has it all. It has a decent rating. (A sucker is born every minute) Pandemic - 60th day, 55th massage in a row since purchase: Woman: Look what time it is, 23:05. My neck starts to hurt and my lower back hurts. Husband: And? Wife: In the most polite passive-aggressive voice: It would be nice to get a good massage again, but not necessary... Husband: @#$%$#$ % 100th day of the pandemic, 95th massage in a row since Purchase: Woman: Now 23:05 and I'm tired. Shoulders hurt a little, but you can stop the massage. Husband: And? Woman: I can toss and turn on my sore shoulders all night. Husband: %^%#&%&^%To this day I can't find a way to break that damn face cradle and it sticks to our bed more often than our cats. Be careful when you buy this face cradle, you will build muscles in your arm you didn't even know you had.
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