Review on 👓 EYEGUARD Polka Dot Fashion Women's Reading Glasses - Pack of 4 Pairs with Spring Hinges by Mike Bray

We all know the terrible scourge of the panty dwarfs that roam our streets and break into our homes, stealing panties and one of every pair of socks. But did you know there are gnomes with reading glasses who do the same thing? No, it's not your imagination. Ever wondered why you can order 10 pairs of reading glasses and within a month they're all gone. I'm telling you, they're gnomes *shakes fist* gnomes! Having not sprayed pixies in a long time, I've had to order LOTS of reading glasses to constantly replenish my mysteriously dwindling supply. I know that from selling a pack of reading glasses. These are some of the best I've found. Super cute and a good size for small/round faces like mine (chipmunk cheeks, hi!). I work on my computer all day and it gives me a very clear screen image compared to other readers and I don't feel blurry or eyestrain. I read in bed so I've ridden them, dropped them, sat on them, whatever, and they haven't broken yet. The dwarves with reading glasses won't dare take THAT from me, otherwise I'll finally get my revenge.