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Review on Zinus 6 Inch Green Tea Memory Foam Mattress: CertiPUR-US Certified, Pressure Relieving, Narrow Twin - Bed-in-a-Box Convenience! by Crystal Barter

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THIS πŸ‘πŸ»BED πŸ‘πŸ» IS πŸ‘πŸ» πŸ‘πŸ» jam. First, I'm a flight attendant. I sleep in many hotel beds. I know what is good and what is bad. THIS BED IS AMAZING. Feeling unbiased about the mismatched bed of the future? Do you think you will miss the sources? No way. Promise. I felt the same way. I sat there for 36 straight hours watching this bed open in my kitchen and nagged at the thought that I had made a mistake. What is that? Why should it go up? who am i now The instruction was like one sentence, and I probably screwed it up. OMG, what if I screwed up?! 2017 is weird, I hate it. I hate new things. JK NO. I REGRET NOTHING! This bed cured my friend's back pain. This bed has cured my sleepless nights. MY FAT @zz can sleep on my side and my spine won't break in half. I can sleep on my back or stomach with no problems. I can't remember the last time I slept through the night. Now I can't wake up. We slept until 2 p.m. for three days. Today I missed my alarm for work by 2 hours. I legitimately slept 2 hours with backup alarms going off every 10 minutes. THIS BED IS THE DEVIL. But like a friendly devil who greets you with puppies and everything beautiful in this world. This bed is the Oprah of beds. This bed is like a row on an airplane. This bed is like seeing your ex and they look like potatoes and your eyeliner is so bright it pierces her heart. This bed just signed the divorce papers. THIS BED IS ALL YOU NEED IN THIS LIFE. It's very cheap, soft but firm, and it will make you laugh the first time you try to play with it. I've had this bed for a few weeks now and I'm pretty sure it was the best decision I've ever made in my life other than losing my virginity and buying a motorbike. THIRD definitely. So stop arguing and book this bed. Just do it. (voice by Chaya Lebeuff) (I must have spelled it wrong) Oh, and it smells good. I read that it was. It smelled like it had been squeezed into a bag and shipped across the country as expected, but it was gone. It also makes a cool cat house out of the box.Xoxo

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  • finished
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  • reliability