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Review on πŸ”Š 50W Punchy Bass Bluetooth Speaker - W-KING IPX6 Waterproof and Portable Speaker with 8000mAh Power Bank, Bluetooth 5.0 Support for TF Card/NFC/24H Playtime/AUX - Ideal for Outdoor Use by Jack Ngo

Revainrating 2 out of 5

This speaker made me really cool.

Tl;dr - great speaker Having the same problem as me? Not sure if it's worth the money because you don't know the brand? Is there another famous brand you are still talking about? Well stop it, fool. Just take this one. As someone who often misspells my name, I thought it would be a good idea to get my new deck dirty myself. We all know me, I didn't want to do it without melodies. My last speaker was stolen at my friends wedding so I hope they enjoy their new gift (I know it was you Morgan). Anyway, I rolled and grabbed it. Actually, I accidentally installed it when I took it out of the box, so you're going to slam your trap and lie to me. "Easy to set up." I turned on the Dokken to break up the party, but even my dog hated it. We'll break the chains another time. I decided to switch to vibration and really give it a try. I stopped at everyone's favorite, London's Fergie Bridge. When I look up, Derek from Sigma Chi suddenly hands me a mug and tells me that he no longer carries me in a beer mug. My house is lit with lights I never bought, my lawn is dotted with plastic flamingos singing newcomer, newcomer. comes out of the kitchen. With each beat of the built-in subwoofers, another trapezoidal light falls from the 8-foot table in the living room. Jordan from Alpha Phi walks past me and asks me to text her later, but we never met. I decide to live in the present and drink Mike's 24oz Lemonade aka Yike's "Hard Pass" (amirite, boys!?). If I lower my head and remove the glass from my face, everything disappears. phew! As if it never existed. I run to my new speaker. It plays Smashmouth's Heave-Ho at an incredibly muted volume, reminding me that the good times won't always last, but the battery life sure will. *sigh* I sling the strap over my shoulder and step inside as the slow, sad music from the tramp scene from The Incredible Hulk plays. Is this real life, is it just a fantasy? The question is as old as time itself, except I definitely made it up.

Pros
  • Acceptable
Cons
  • Some nuance