Review on 🌿 Nature's Miracle Advanced Stain and Odor Eliminator 128 oz: Powerful Solution for Complete Stain and Odor Removal by Dayna Carlson

The word Miracle is at the top of the product. Of course it worked wonders for me. I had a pretty annoying problem recently. When I went to bed drunk, I invariably ended up sleepwalking and urinating on the carpet. I tried various remedies, such as putting a bucket by the bed and tying a bell to my big toe. Nothing worked. It got so bad that my girlfriend stopped coming to my room. Obviously this was a great source of horror. Finally, after eating too many servings of asparagus from the salad bar and then a case of malt liquor, I knew I needed help. That's when I discovered the wonders of nature. I bought some jugs and poured them into one of those backpack sprayers that convict managers use in the park to kill weeds. I can spot spray the problem area and then vacuum the carpet just in case. The smell of urine is almost gone. Mabel says that as soon as I pick up the garbage from McDonald's, she will return to my room in my mother's basement. It's always something, but the wonder of nature has brought me one step closer.