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Review on ๐ŸŒŸ Discover the Ultimate Alluring Fragrance: Pure Instinct Roll-On - the Original Pheromone Infused Essential Oil Perfume Cologne - Perfectly Unisex for Men and Women - TSA Approved by Paul Curington

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Complimentary drink but smells like skunk pee

When I got it I was really excited. I was excited about secretly attracting more men. I opened the bottle with great anticipation. My guy told me that he wanted to tell me something important that day, I was ready to release this perfume and seduce him. I rolled it around my wrists and neck. It took a while to get the product out but eventually it came out. The bottle smelled like happy peasants, it was very sweet. That's how it smelled to me a little. At first I liked it. Then my guy came for me. He insisted on taking me to Sonic and I agreed. Upon arrival he ordered me a cherry lemonade. Everything was good. And suddenly, for no reason at all, I caught a whiff of my scent. It smelled like straight trees. as if I were lying in the forest and covered with pine trees. I can't tell if all the shit I smoked turned my natural smell into the smell of trees? It was disgusting. I smell musty. Then my guy looked me straight in the eye and said he actually likes my roommate. I was horrified. So with this instinct pheromone scent you'll basically smell like a skunk, but at least you'll get a free sonic drink. You may lose your husband, but that's okay. The drink was worth it. (True story, wish it wasn't)

Pros
  • Done
Cons
  • So far so good