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Review on πŸ› Skell Yellow BUG-A-SALT 2.0: Powerful Pest Eliminator for Effective Bug Removal by Matt Spencer

Revainrating 5 out of 5

I became an insect killer.

I had to hide this product from children so they wouldn't shoot each other in the face. A few hours later, the unfortunate goal crossed my path as I made my way to the kitchen. I tied my hair back in a ponytail, dressed in a black suit over a white t-shirt, and grabbed a guitar case to hide the salt bug. I waited patiently in a dark corner of my living room for several hours. Finally movement. I slowly walked behind the target until it landed. As I raised the scope to eye level, time seemed to slow down. I could see every flap of the fly's wings as I gently and steadily pulled the trigger. Mission accomplished, objective destroyed. Neighbors entered my home while I sterilized the crime scene. Since Bug-A-Salt is a human safe product, I had no choice but to tell them about my performance. They asked if I could help them with a problem at home. I grabbed my guitar case and went there. In a few minutes my mission was accomplished. News of my success spread like wildfire. I started getting emails for my wet work. You called my phone. They showed up at my house. I wanted to go but I went too far. I quit my job as an aerospace engineer to find time for my new company. I worked at night. I worked at the weekend. I didn't know how to deal with my newfound fame. Lust for murder, money and of course women. Then the threats began. Orkin-Man appeared first. He told me I was trespassing on his territory. The Viking soon followed. Terminix after. Individually, I wasn't afraid of them. But when the three of them showed up at my mother's house and threatened to smoke her house while she slept, I had to give up. My life is out of control. All the glamour, money and women made themselves felt. I took my winnings and retired to a beach in an undisclosed location in South America. I still use my Bug-A-Salt for the occasional mosquito, but the thrill is gone. In short, this product is fantastic and I highly recommend it. Just be careful when someone asks for help.

Pros
  • Certified
Cons
  • Cord is shorter than others