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Review on πŸ‘Ÿ Optimized for SEO: Under Armour Stellar Military Tactical Men's Shoes - Ideal for Work & Safety by Eric Aulia

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Murica' Military & Tactical

Before you read the 1, 2 and 3 star reviews where people complain about "my legs hurt" read this. Any grown man who puts on a new pair of boots and complains that they haven't broken in is actually a woman. They are very light and durable. I use them to go to the mountains and hunt the bad guys. I kicked in a door and I swear to god that door came off its hinges and went through the wall of the suspects living room into the next room. I'm Soldier Joe in these boots. I jumped off the roof and ran 2 miles before driving home to handcuff my wife to the bed. If you're a super soldier who needs lightweight, NEARLY waterproof bad boy coveralls, then this is your go-to choice. Don't be like all that Sally Boo Hoo complaining that the boots aren't pre-made, put some sandpaper in your boots and run a marathon and you'll know how our boys felt in Vietnam. Murika' had just returned from a campaign in the Swiss Alps, and these boots were being waved like an American flag on July 4, 1776. I had more grip than a goat on a grassy hill as I traversed ice-capped mountains and snow-covered trails. I had a group of people hold onto my arm to keep them from slipping out of their Walmart boots in their pansies. My feet stayed dry and my boots stayed strong through three weeks of frigid hell. I'll post a few pics, but ladies, please don't wet your panties when you see how manly these boots look in two feet of snow. (I fought a polar bear and won).

Pros
  • Absolute Legend
Cons
  • High Price