Review on Heelys Boys' Split Sneaker, Black/White, Size 4, Medium Fit - US Big Kid by Jason Ortiz

My daughter loves these. They are so ugly and i really hate them but she loves them so much i will give them 4 stars. They look shitty on skinny legs and a pretty dress, but when she slides across the yard in them, horny. FYI, your kid gets yelled at everywhere because it's a responsibility when kids skate, so it's nice because you won't be the only one yelling at them all the time anymore. Excellent development of social skills. Also, you can be the hero and comfort them when they meet a really rude jerk. Good for family bonding. If your child has balance problems, don't worry about knee pads and wrists. You still won't wear them. However, place things like a new iPad or grandma's old candy bowl away from the edges of the countertop. When you can't take it anymore, just take the kids to the beach or some dirty place. Then they become an ugly pair of shoes, unrollable chunks of hell.