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Review on SHEWEE Extreme - The Original Female 🚺 Urination Device | Reusable Pee Funnel Since 1999! by James Wonsley

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Oh Yes: Camping & Hiking

Okay, at first I thought guys this is crazy. But let me tell you something... I can work for over an hour. Yes, I walk before I go, but sometimes it's on a deserted freeway and I'm tired of strategically crouching out of sight in case a commuter neighbor pulls by. Well, to be honest, I've been peeing in the church parking lot and I'm afraid of God's wrath, which will beat me to death mid-pee for desecrating a holy place. Anyway I digressed today, I checked my mail and I swear when I opened my mailbox it lit up and I was greeted by a chorus of angels. I giggled as I opened the ridiculous package and examined the contents. Body tube and gorgeous Shiui. Luckily, I had to pee, so I quickly ran to the bathroom for this God-approved attempt to stop squatting compactly in church parking lots, and let me tell you, it was nothing short of a miracle. I was a modest woman, now I could write standing up. My humble life and need to serve and please men seemed to disappear when I peed. I growled in triumph as I stepped out of the closet. I quickly slapped the nearest man's ass while whistling and screaming, seeing good sweet cheeks. This is the ultimate power. I will never squat down to pee again and as God's witness I even shook it when I was done. 5 stars all day πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

Pros
  • βœ… DON'T SQUAT ON ADDITIVES - Stand up and take control, avoiding dirty portable festival toilets and drab public toilets! Perfect for traffic jams, festivals, women in the military and MORE!
Cons
  • Nothing