Review on MerryXD Chubby Blob Seal Pillow: Adorable 13-Inch Stuffed Cotton Plush Toy for Ocean Animal Lovers by Mike Swanson

If a piece of heaven were to fall from the sky and land on a field of 5,000 thread count Egyptian cotton pillows, puppies and kittens lit by the sweetest morning dew from the Garden of Eden, this Plump would be it hood pillow. My life was empty and soulless until my fat spot showed up. I immediately gave him his name, Chester Blobby McBlobface, to match this find, and we became instant kindred spirits. There are no more cloudy days, just sun and butterflies. My heart sings every time I see this wonderful joy that my life and soul have longed for. This beautiful creation was actually made by God's hand and lasted a whole day, most Bibles don't mention it because of its majesty and awe so destructively perfect that if the spoken virgins wept in the streets the children would weep torn down . cut out their eyes and tongues, and the people beat their breasts until their unworthy hearts stopped. If comfort, security, joy, happiness, love, compassion, kindness, purity, virtue and greatness are what you desire and seek, then look no further than this slice of immortality. I thank God for this gift, I am not worthy to receive Chester Blobby McBlobface but I will humbly accept this manifest perfection bestowed. AMEN!