Review on Eco-Friendly Stainless Steel Tongue Scraper - Banish Bad Breath And Halitosis - Pack Of 2 - Wowe Lifestyle by Ryan Noble

I am hereby offering a public apology to any woman i’ve ever kissed in my life. after seeing what just came off my tongue, i have no other recourse but to feel unmitigated compassion for any woman that let me stick this bacterial/fungal slime spongue into their mouth. To be clear, I am a thorough brusher and flosser, and always brush my tongue with the toothbrush for a minute at the end of each teeth brushing. I thought i kept a clean mouth, and my dentists would always concur; i’ve never had a cavity at 34 years old. I thought my mouth was basically perfect. and then i used this scraper for the first time, over my white bathroom sink. The yellow goo that started to collect after each pass completely caught me by surprise, and sort of made me sick to my stomach to even look at. How could something i’ve let stay in my mouth my whole life now be inducing nausea as i see it expelled from its previously hot, wet, comfortable habitat amidst the nooks and crannies of my tongue tissue? what is this demonic muscous i see before me, exercised from its 30+ year possession? how was i so ignorant to its presence, colonizing the vast free real estate amongst the sprawling meadows and rolling hills of my papillae?Today i reclaim my tongue back, and rid it from the impure forces that gripped it for so long, sending them back to depths of hell from whence they came, along with the bad breathery and whitish tongue film, weapons that had once been forged in their furnaces of mouth-malice, but now slide down the drain to their rightful graveyard of human waste that is the sewage system of Los Angeles. Be gone, demons. You are not welcome here.