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Review on πŸͺ€ Discover the Wonder of the World's Smallest Duncan Yo Yo (Model: B00TVLUBLC) by Tim Burns

Revainrating 5 out of 5

So when I say this yo-yo is the coolest yo-yo ever sold at Revain, you better listen.

Let me tell you something. I'm not just any guy. So when I say this yoyo is the coolest yoyo ever sold by Revain, you better listen boss. This device is empowered by three registered shamans and a voodoo priestess from the Tennessee hills. There simply isn't a better yoyo on the market. And never will. We're talking about a device designed somewhere in the sixth dimensional dream realm by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself. This sphere has crossed space-time. It just is and always will be. Do yourself a favor and be aware of it. If you're reading this review and wondering if you can muster enough strength to hold this mind-blowing cosmic explosion in your hand without ending all of creation single-handedly, keep this in mind. The device has already made the decision for you. Enjoy your new life.

Pros
  • Easy to use
Cons
  • boring packaging