On Christmas Eve we conducted a level 4 emergency drill during the DEF CON 2 simulation, but it turned out the emergency was real. One of the trainees panicked after hearing the containment siren and accidentally pushed the nefarious...well, let's just say it. it was "from Africa". We're always in hazmat suits, and we were, but it was Christmas Eve and with all the eggnog and all (ever tried drinking eggnog out of a level 4 hazmat suit?) it was getting a little sloppy. Well, when the DEF CON 2 bell rang, someone else knocked over the tree and some lightbulbs fell to the ground, cutting up some of our costumes into Christmassy lightbulbs scattered all over the place. Needless to say, several suits were compromised causing INSTANT PANIC. We only had TWO of these masks in what we call the BLUE ROOM for reasons you will soon understand. Only two scientists are normally allowed in the Blue Room, but hey, it was Christmas Eve, eggnog was everywhere, and what's wrong with having a little fun? With 14 people in a room and a containment problem with a container from Africa and only TWO of them. your masks. Good. You don't have to be a scientist to do math. I don't need to tell you. it was ugly. BUT, I'm here to say. Your mask worked very well. FOR MY FACE AND LUNGS. HOWEVER, I have multiple skin lesions all over my body, my eyes look like something out of a SAW horror movie, and the people at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) are STILL pushing me. But at least I'm alive. THANK YOU! IF I WANT DEATH! I'm talking to you dead! Otherwise a very good product. PS investigators later found that there was actually only ONE mask in the containment cell. The party host sold one of your masks on Ebay to pay for alcohol and a tree. GOA is now conducting a nationwide audit.
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