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Review on πŸ§” Barbarian Knit Beard Hat Wig Beanie Hat: A Creative and Funny Knit Hat with Facemask by Walter Martin

Revainrating 5 out of 5

So you want to be a Viking?

Say hello to a young girl or a beardless man and prepare for a cheap trip to look like a Viking. So I bought this for Halloween and just for useless days at work. Overall I'm very impressed with what I got for just a few bucks and pray it doesn't suck. Viking hat, horns scare small animals that dare to look at you. Cats see huge ears in them and think you're some sort of alpha predator, dogs look at you and realize you're a true warrior from across the sea, and kids think you look bizarre. of unknown origin that mimics the intimidating beard of a real Viking warrior, is not severely itchy on the skin, and can be worn in a variety of climates, from sweltering summer heat to northern breezes that can penetrate a person to the bone. One can wear a mask over it and create an image of 2020 that looks masculine and health conscious to the general public of farmers and others. Walk between them and many will ask you to come over and take a selfie. * Cats are really scared of herding. * People will want to try on a beard. To be honest, for one cheap purchase, I could make a whole lounge of bored government employees laugh, scare a few cats, and have five random people at Wal-Mart come up to me for a selfie. It was good for a Halloween party, and when the wind was cold, it was great to warm your chin. I do not recommend tying it to a hat, it is better to just throw it over your ears and tie a light knot.

Pros
  • Impressive
Cons
  • Poorly thought out