Review on Majestic Pure Himalayan Salt Body Scrub with Lychee Oil - Exfoliating and Moisturizing Skin Treatment, Deep Cleansing - 10 oz (Pack of 2) by Jackie Wilson

The mystic idiot gets regular manicure to make the Ouija board look elegant and smooth. Customers trust clean hands when I communicate with Zhamviloofeggersamîm, the spirit, and share ironing tips from the underworld. Anyway, I bought this scrub to replace the last one I tried which didn't really do anything but smelled like chocolate. This? I thought the smell of rancid castor beans and dog poop—out of politeness, you know, since I had made up another word in my head—was pure, real shit. Customers scowled, flared their noses, and turned away. Also, while effective, the mix is dry and messy. Just what I need: my Pyrex™ sphere (save for a crystal) to scrape with Himalayan salt pellets. Instead, I could have thrown him off the top of Annapurna so he could ride across the salt of the earth in the Himalayas, carrying garbled messages from my late Zaide, may he rest in peace. My hands? It looks like my cats got hold of them with their claws intact. By that I mean raw. Just avoid.