Review on The Ultimate Squatty Potty Original Toilet Stool 2.0 Base 7": Add Comfort to Your Bathroom Routine! by Doug Hinrichsen

Okay, TMI time! So I started Keto and OMAD about a month ago. Three weeks later I got super constipated. I think it was suddenly all raw veggies. Anyway, a week goes by with this clog or what looks like a tightly locked or welded iron door guarded by the god of thunder himself, I get mad! so I try homemade enema, candles, tea, even got latex gloves and tried to relax the muscle, yes I put my finger in there 💩🤢. Nothing came out but liquid. So I get Milk from Magnesia and it helps some. But I'm still very concerned because the crowd that came out wasn't anywhere near what it should have been and I'm still feeling bloated and I went down and also did a number on my exit door. So I call my colonoscopy doctor and make an appointment. I should mention that I am 40 years old, have never had a colonoscopy and have wanted one for a long time (I have cibo and bowel incontinence). She said oh man you definitely need a colonoscopy with your symptoms and your nutritional history and my age. and weight. She didn't have to sell it, I wanted it. I should also mention that I quit keto and did a short water fast that lasted 7 days to see if that would help. it brought a lot. The doctor said it was great! I live in Mexico and the doctors like to go the natural way whenever possible, by the way there are many homeopathic doctors here. So since I was already on a water fast, I was able to get a blood test and an ultrasound and take all of my meds for the next week. I made an appointment for May 29th (next week). at least see what's going on inside. Ooooh, I'm ordering this AMAZING INVENTION too! and let me tell you I just got it today and felt like I had to go, but nothing has come in the last few weeks, even with the feeling of having to go. So I decided to take off my pants and underwear or like here in Mexico, "Chonís", I never do that, but I wanted to be as comfortable as possible, and so one leg goes up, then the other. Sit and wait a bit, and then lo and behold! I can feel movement! But? Will Thor let the Kraken out!? I say my prayers! I feel like he's crowning like he's come to full term! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, man! Brother, let me speak! This thing just saved my life! If you have the slightest problem or even a big problem getting your kids out, go for a swim! You must get it NOW! I'm still on the toilet as I write this and it just keeps going! I'm curious how much weight I've lost. I'm going to do another colonoscopy, I really wanted to get healthy and the gut and the brain are the two most important parts of getting healthy! Plus the procedure only costs about $450 man I love living here! Moisture sucks by the ton! But everything is cheap and clean and by the bedside they act like we are family! So yes! I'm feeling pretty good right now! You must get this man! My legs are numb, I have to walk or nothing seems to move. Wait, let me finish and weigh. Hooray! Hooray! I lost about two and a half pounds! Holy Moly, I feel like I could run a marathon! But I won't, I'll go to bed. Don't judge strictly 🤨 Ok guys, I hope you understand! Goodbye! 🙋