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Review on Friction Labs Premium Sports Chalk: A Game-Changing Grip Enhancer Endorsed by 100+ Pro Athletes by Brent Porter

Revainrating 5 out of 5

No more ferret attacks!

Everyone in the family loves FrictionLab's Unicorn Dust. We are so happy about this that we have already canceled our next trip to the Forbidden Forest. Tracking down a unicorn is never easy anyway. Surviving in the forest is quite difficult. Trying to remain undetected long enough for a unicorn to show up takes patience and ridiculously quiet shoes. And just like that, you don't jump out when you see a unicorn. He will run away and dust will rise in the air and your enterprise will fail. No, collecting a bag full of dust means following the unicorn unnoticed for hours and catching the falling dust. If you're lucky, a small pile can be found on the ground, but a more sustainable process is usually the best option. Of course, escaping the forest with your sticky chalk intact is easier said than done! Animals smell all this splendor of a unicorn and will do almost anything to get it. After a particularly brutal encounter with a winged rock ferret left me dismayed and humiliated, we make sure we always carry a crossbow, lots of fire, and a big box of raisins. Nothing stops a stone ferret like a flaming pile or raisins. Once you've made it safely out of the area, a real Unicorn Dust can be used with caution and will last much longer than the alternatives. the smell of a new parasite.

Pros
  • Great Price
Cons
  • Big and Chunky