
Well, I'm sitting at home and avoiding all contact with the outside world. I didn't open the door to my own family because I was so obnoxious and regrettably domestic. I just couldn't face the world, and I knew the world couldn't look me in the face without flinging feminine objects at my naked body or covering me in room-warm pig's blood while the flute played the piano softly, playing minor chords . It was like my face was covered with a thin layer of lies, like a white veil on a street whore. I felt damn ugly. But then I got my face scrub delivered and it turns out my face was really dirty and I'm actually just a little bit ugly. Thank you Olai ProX!

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