Review on SUCK UK CARDBOARD TURNTABLE MIXER by Omar Allen

UPDATE: As it turns out, my initial skepticism was completely unfounded. At 9pm DJ Kitty was in the state of the beast as the rave started in the living room. As the sun rose, DJ Kitty refused to part with the deck. Rating upgraded to 5 stars. Yes cardboard is a bit more expensive but we are considering selling tickets for the next show to make up the difference. ORIGINAL RATING: This would be a 5 star rating if the cat actually did something with it. I'll break it down like this: In general, cats like square things versus round ones. While the image of a cat spinning a record and directing its inner DJ ("deadca7"?) is aesthetically exciting, my cat won't even lie on that thing, let alone spin the turntable. We sprinkled some catnip on her, glued her favorite toy to her, and even glued her front paw to it. Perhaps the next product in the SUCK UK range will be a splint mix board with twine or something cats will really enjoy. Nevertheless good use.