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Review on FUNPENY Color Changing Icicle Lights with Snowflake: Outdoor Dripping Christmas Light with Remote - 360 LED 8 Modes Curtain Lights 60 Drops - Warm White & Multicolor Lights for Indoor Holiday Wedding Party Decor by Phillip Hoover

Revainrating 1 out of 5

The devil in the box is slowly turning into a beautiful angel.

Before you open the box, fill a bag with cat pee and throw it at your neighbor to engage in a big fight to warm up for what's to come. If you have a pet wolverine, kick it and then start unpacking it. Once the box is opened, you will be introduced to the satanic spawn and the Rubik's Cube kite rope after your kids spent 2 minutes flying a kite on the beach. Between untangling icicles for the main thread, contemplating bad life choices, and holding back an unstoppable scream, tossing them back and forth down the driveway made me realize how lucky I was that they were well built. When I finally unraveled them, they rose very slightly. The end result is quite epic. I don't even want to think about unboxing them next year after throwing them all in the box, hopefully it's a better rat's nest than what I've been through so far.

Pros
  • Hands-free operation
Cons
  • Hard to tell