I liked the concept of this shoe. When I saw that movie with Dane Cook in it, I was like, 'Oh Snap, I'm getting her.' Let's fast-forward a decade. I finally get the shoes because it's Covidemic 2020 and I'm bored AF. The first few times I tried everything looked promising. I felt trust in humanity again. Then it happened. My wife took the kids somewhere and I stayed home alone. I decided to invite him into the kitchen for a drink and just BOOM! Crashed on concrete. I'm almost certain I've torn…