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Review on ๐Ÿ–๏ธ The Beach Behemoth: 12-Foot Giant Inflatable Ball for Epic Water Games and Big Family Fun by Raden Maldonado

Revainrating 2 out of 5

An interesting way to ruin the weekend and blow $100.

We took this ball to the beach and after almost 2 hours of inflation we rolled it for about 10 fun minutes. Then the wind caught him and sent him ashore at a speed of about 40 knots. He destroyed everything in his path. The children screamed in horror as they saw the giant inflatable monster destroy their sandcastles. Grown men have been crushed trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. He seemed to mock us. In the end we had to stop pursuing him because his path of injury and destruction must have cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that he can still be seen stalking innocent families in Florida. We lost it in South Carolina, so there's something to be said for its durability.

Pros
  • Great overall performance
Cons
  • I won't say anything