Review on 🥃 JoyJolt Carre Square Scotch Glasses, Crystal Clear Whiskey Glasses, 10-Ounce, Perfect for Bourbon and Other Liquors, Set of 2 High-Quality Glassware by Mark Jefferson

These are impressive glasses for enjoying a wide range of distilled spirits or whatever else you like to sip on these bad boys. They're heavy and every time I put my arm around them I feel like I'm ending up in an evidentiary scenario as a murder suspect; "It was Mr. Grey, in the kitchen, with a whiskey glass." Seriously, these things seem heavy enough to seriously damage the skull when used as a club. They come in a great sturdy box that's so attractive you don't need wrapping paper so you can just add a bow or ribbon and stick the tag straight onto the box if you're giving it as a gift. Crate. I was pretty tequila fried when I ordered them on one of the "spend money to save money" days, maybe a better day? Or was it Cyber Thursday? Have you ever heard of Cyber Thursday? It's some Thursday you realize you only have 2 good whiskey glasses instead of 4 because you drunk drunk tequila on sale day to order properly, I mean who does that? Oh yes, me! They hold up well to whiskey stones anyway, but I wouldn't play Scottish Stones Pong with them, of course it starts well, but halfway through you get so hot you end up throwing a stone like that. Attempting to smash a store window during a riot, missing the glass completely, smashing a kitchen window and punching a postman right under the nose, which earned him a charge of assaulting a federal employee, fun times. On the other hand, you have plenty of chances to use glasses while drinking with a lawyer, working on your defense case, and then getting drunk to sleep because it's better than crying before bed. Wow, it's getting dark fast. By the way, I wouldn't give them to those who love minimalism or symmetry. These glasses are the complete opposite of these two concepts. Also, it's not the best choice if you're planning to have a drink with a weed dealer on the street, he just turned 14 and has small hands. Bring a paper cup with a shot or two if you're trying to snag a discount on an afternoon binge and stop pouring this little M offering of good stuff, it smokes like a chimney, taste buds are exploding, you could literally mix some alcohol into the friction. Iced tea and he wouldn't tell the difference just moan about how expensive and rare it is and come up with a 70 year old single malt whiskey that sounds like Glenn LeMach when tipsy, buy QP from him but buy him pay for a quarter . Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, Scottish gases. Buy them, they are good. TLDR: You gotta, I'm definitely going to tell a really embarrassing story about you that you never wanted anyone to know.